Follow the 8 simple steps below to enjoy fame, fortune and a fabulous wardrobe.
(Absolutely NO money-back guarantee.)
Step 1) Descend from many different and interesting ancestories.
Step 2) Make your name in a HUGE money-spinning blockbuster.

Brian Austin Green (AKA David) from the original Beverley Hills 90210 cast. The new one's pretty good too and worth a watch.
Step 3) Start going out with an ex-teen-idol.

Could this be the un-named stripper who Miss Fox allegedly fell in love with while still in her teens? Or (as she ALLEGEDLY then confessed) did she totally make it all up to get silly male journalists hot-under-the-collar? Yep, I think so too. And weirdly, I like her more for it.
Step 4) Tell the world press that you kissed a girl. And liked it.
Step 5) Have lots of personally meaningful tattoos.
Eg Marilyn Monroe’s face and dramatic lines of prose like:
“There once was a little girl who never knew love
until a boy broke her HEART”
Deep, man.
Step 6) Say controversial things about drugs in interviews.
Step 7) Get compared to the sexiest woman on the planet.
Step
Go to www.julesb.co.uk and buy the EXACT shirt she wears in the new
You see? Easy peasy.
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